As a film it is a pretty but standard issue series of chases, punching and minimal character development (though Michael Sheen is fun doing a Bowie impression) as dictated by demographically standardised corporate content creation. But…taken as an awesome Daft Punk video it’s corking indeed.

Well the internet is back and my ISP even called me (I suspect after a certain level of fault reports it gets kicked upstairs to see why this is costing them so much) and actually seemed to have read what I have reported and are getting BT involved again. But really the big news is the IMF, that home of rape friendly suits and financier friendly nation destruction approve of the Tories austerity doctrine. In other words our ruling class get the international Shock Doctrine seal of approval and to prove it we host the Olympics next year too, the ultimate accolade in oppressing your domestic population in order to hold a big corrupt party while the chumps watch drug fuelled sports people have their dreams shattered under Highlander rules (There Can Be Only One).

So how does it feel to be in a country where effectively the ruling sociopaths have just been given the thumbs up by a global cabal of sociopaths with form for destroying whole nations to further enrich their tiny sociopathic club? It must be good, makes you proud huh? Look at us, unlike those dumb fucks in Latin America who got all uppity and kicked the motherfuckers out, we took the spanking and cried ‘thank you sir please may I have another’. Brings a tear to the eye, good ol blighty, never a successful revolution, a Royal family breaking viewing figures and an openly acknowledged government scheme to exterminate the disabled through active neglect. Britain’s Got Talent indeed, limited in the johnny foreigners we can molest by that pesky empire collapse we have the ingenuity to declare the homeland a colony complete with gated enclaves of the overseer class and embark on the final solution on our own soil. When our glorious rulers can no longer practice for victory overseas on the playing fields of Eton they can at last be done with the scroungers, feckless, poor, sick, disabled on their own turf thanks to IMF approved Cameron-Clegg-Osborne-Cable-ocide.

• Make threats to the restive unions about outlawing labour rights to resist you lovely Orange booked former Oil exec Vinny.
• Thanks to Dave while the kids will be homeless and turn to prostitution to make ends meet they won’t be over-sexualised by the media, you must remember tories are the most sick perverts but what they draw the line at is not hiding that under tons of moralistic bullshit.
• Oh George, patted on the head by the acting chief while DSK employs CIA vets to destroy the woman he tried to rape, I know you wanted Doms approval but the next monster in line will have to do.
• Nick, what can I say. Like Tony ensured Labour was hollowed out, gutted and replaced with New-Labour you’ve kept your more traditional approach and gutted the Liberals to replace them with Neo-Liberals, you’re a smart fellow, latin that shit up and it looks good every time.

Now we can only hope the dirty and terroristic lefties- the anarchists, the eco-socialists, human rights activists don’t go all unpatriotic on us and learn from those evil foreign types, with their rejecting the IMF, chucking out the world bank, putting former politicians, spooks and generals on trial for crimes. Ooh perish the thought, look there’s a female Middletons’ body parts, and here, it’s a turd covered in sequins that Simon Cowell just laid on a platinum plated court summons to evil file sharers.

Rule Britannia! (and don’t legalise drugs, you fucking hippies, fucking global commissions interfering with their ‘science’ and ‘reason’ like they ever helped anything, might makes right and the Right are mighty indeed!)

As I have an intermittent connection caused by last weeks winds and still not fixed have Duckman ranting (and when it is working it is around 100Kbps and that’s for sometimes 3 minutes sometimes for just 3 seconds, woohoo our privatised deregulated outsourced telecoms are the envy of the world…and phone & ‘broadband’ only costs me 40 quid a month *unbundled joy*, bargain! Of course I am just failing to appreciate who the system works for, it works to generate profit for the telcos, I am a silly user chump expecting my contract to be fulfilled, also Santa Claus is real and you can trust neoliberals -all three big parties- with the NHS, honest guv). I can’t watch the vid myself but I remember the episode, enjoy…